*adjusts tie*
Yes We Can...Buy Back & Burn
An executive order every 60 seconds. Mandatory.
Next Buyback
1:00
Reviewing policy...
Total SOL Bought Back & Burned
0.0000SOL
worth of tokens permanently shreddedDepartment of Tokenomics
0.0000 SOLTotal Prescribed
--Last Mandate
1:00Next Executive Order In
The Affordable Buyback Act
Signed into law by executive order
01
Collect the Mandate
Every 1 minute, the IRS of crypto collects creator fees from the PumpFun treasury
02
Prescribe the Buyback
100% of collected fees are prescribed for immediate token buyback via SolanaTracker & Jupiter
03
Execute the Burn Order
By executive order, all bought tokens are permanently burned. The supply shrinks, the people rejoice
Congressional Record
Official record of all executive actions
Order TypeAmountTokensCase File #Filed
The Federal Reserve
Where the nation's tokens are secured
Treasury Balance
0.0000SOL
Total Mandates
0Executive Orders
0Total Tokens
0Avg Order Size
0.0000 SOLExecutive Order Activity
Recent buyback amounts -- the weight of presidential action
Awaiting executive orders...